What's worse than looking after a baby with D and V? Having D and V yourself.
What's worse than having D and V yourself? Looking after a husband with D and V.
Whats worse than a husband with D and V? Everyone having D and V.
Anything worse than that? Everyone having D and V, it being your first week back at work, and having to tidy and keep out of the house because people are looking round it!
Needless to say, we are all feeling a bit sorry for ourselves.